ENABLERS, THE: Sweet Fuck All: CD

I think the singer is trying to be the modern Bruce Springsteen, even though the Boss is still putting out records. He sings in the same whispery gravel, and he’s got the science down pat. Too bad it just sounds like ass. The promo sheet said that they sound like Social Distortion, Leatherface, Replacements, and Hot Water Music. Seeing how I like three of those bands, and don’t mind the other, I feel offended for those bands. Maybe I should move to Portland, OR.

 –megan (Newest Industry)