So here’s the wildcard in the latest batch of records I got this month. This band comes out of the speakers and tugs at the old heartstrings while pummeling your eardrums. Crisp guitars, slippery bass, and in-your-face drums. Plus actual songwriting skills! Real vocals chock full of melody! It’s so good I can’t stop using exclamation points! You get the idea. This is worth checking out. Oh yeah, and if that loser ex-quarterback doesn’t like the band name than go toilet paper his front lawn. That will learn him
–koepenick (Red Scare)