ELECTRIC EYE, THE: Electric Wisdom: CD

CD: Okay. First song!

Me: Songs that sound like the Tight Bro’s From Way Back When covering “Flowers” off of the first Psychedelic Furs album! (DING!)

CD: Second song!

Me: Uh… songs that sound like “Play-Doh Meathook” era Electric Love Muffin covering “Hot for Teacher?” (DING!)

CD: Third song!

Me: Songs that very briefly remind one of that Love & Rockets cover the Gaza Strippers close their set with? (DING!)

CD: Close enough. Fourth song!

Me: Pass.

CD: Fifth song!

Me: Songs you hear outside a Fireballs of Freedom show that at first you think are covers of “Milk & Cookies” by the Offbeats?

CD: I’m sorry, time is up.

Me: Okay, well, thanks for having me.

BEST SONG: “You Got It Wrong” BEST SONG TITLE: “(Fuck Off) Grim Reaper” FANTASTIC AMAZING TRIVIA FACT: The Who Sell Out is generally considered the first rock album to omit the song titles from the exterior packaging.  –norb (Dirtnap)