EGG CHEF: Opinions Are Meaningless in the Void: 7”

Feelin’ a bit blue ‘cause the Phantom Limbs are no more? That Deadbeats EP on Dangerhouse just a wee bit too pricey? This’ll do ye solid, kid. Three tunes of bizarro punk rife with psychosis and drama and enough time changes to make you dizzy. Grade-A stuff here; unique and appropriately whacked out. My only question is how the fuck does the singer manage to remember all them lyrics?

 –jimmy (Apop,