EARWORMS: Self-titled: LP

I’ve lived a reasonably virtuous life, so the karmic overlords are just gonna hafta cut me some slack for taking this one off midway thru the first side. I just did not want to fucking listen to it anymore. Sounded like a speedmetal version of Rites Of Spring before I pulled the plug. I’m sure this record will make its next owner very happy. I am not that owner. Goodbye. BEST SONG: “Occupy Earth” BEST SONG TITLE: “Bomb Threat Checklist” FANTASTIC AMAZING TRIVIA FACT: This is challenging, but I’ll say “Did you know the label for the b-side is solid black?” 

 –norb (Dead Broke, deadbrokerecords.com / Money Fire, moneyfirerecords.com)