Curse you, Taylor. Listen, I fucking love booze, even more than drugs. I love songs about drinking as much as the next functioning alcoholic but weren’t we done with “drunk punk” in the ‘90s? Guess not, huh? Oh wait, these fools are from Salt Lake City where there is no booze, I get it. Okay. Truly horrendous punk/thrash, like a terrible Grimple or Submachine or any other no mark bands from the ‘90s with crap solos and songs about booze. Don’t get me wrong, I lovebooze, but even drunk this sucks.
–Tim Brooks (Ballzout)