DOWNTOWN BROWN: Moist & Ridiculous: CD

If I owned a farm, I’d scrape me up the biggest pile of horseshit I could, stand back, and toss this disc on top of it just to watch the horseshit dive outta the way so’s no one would think that it was in any way associated with this disc. More succinctly, to say this sucked would be an insult to bands that suck.

 –jimmy (www.staticrecords.com)