Mar 04, 2010

Ragin’ two-guitar rocky punk that sounds like a youthful, non-Angelino version of those cocaine & whiskey ne’er-do-wells of the ‘90s like the Humpers and, uh, those guys that kind of all sounded like the Humpers but weren’t the Humpers. Except for the feedback and the vocals, which just sound like some highly motivated Italian kid trying to get stinkier. I don’t really hear any massive hits here, but i’m a sucker for that one-note rapid-fire BINKBINKBINKBINKBINK piano like they have in “Bite My Ass” so i bang my veiny pink gavel and find in their favor. BEST SONG: “Bite My Ass” BEST SONG TITLE: “Chalk Outline,” because “Bite My Ass” isn’t nearly as good as it could be if it were “Bite My Shiny Metal Ass” instead. FANTASTIC AMAZING TRIVIA FACT: Donald Thompson was a former Oklahoma district judge who got four years in jail for masturbating with a penis pump under his judge’s robes while presiding over murder trials.And they say America’s a free country!

 –norb (Tornado Ride/Surfin’Ki)