She (the vocalist, I missed her name) thinks she’s JoAnn Rogan from Thorazine or Kim Shattuck from The Muffs. She’s not even the gutter crud stuck in their shoes. Closer to home, she thinks she’s Ashlee Simpson, all the Donnas and Kelly Osbourne. Sickly sweet chubby-cheeked curly haired baby-girl goo-goo vocals over humdrum guitar chords. Plus, they (don’t forget the band!) thank “roller skates, bubblegum and all the bands we luv.” Grow up. You suck.
–thiringer (Panic Button)