Metal. Don’t give me any more records like this to review. BEST SONG: I liked one of the guitar solos. I forget which song it’s in. BEST SONG TITLE: “Lady Danzig” does have a certain Gary Puckett & The Union Gap-esque charm to it, but “Symptom of the Unitard” is funnier. FANTASTIC AMAZING TRIVIA FACT: If producing records which have no intrinsic value whatsoever other than the fact they are quite loud is a sport, Jack Endino is Cal Ripken, Jr. Somebody retire this guy’s jersey, QUICK!
–norb (Dead Teenager)