Boy, these dudes wanna be rockers. They sure are trying to convince everyone, but it just ain’t workin’. This is pseudo hard rock with no guts and no grit—squeaky-clean vocals and wimpy guitars that just has to be made by current or ex-indie rockers. Ironic band name and ironic record title ought to be enough to give this one away. Not rock, not roll, just dull clean wallpaper.