DEXATEENS, THE: Red Dust Rising: CD

I can’t believe i got assigned an Eagles album to review and it’s not even the one with “Life in the Fast Lane” on it. What a rip. BEST SONG: Duh, “Life in the Fast Lane.” I guess i also liked that song about having to eat your lunch all by yourself a little bit, too. BEST SONG TITLE: “Red Dust Rising,” because it might be some sort of veiled reference to Kryptonite vapors. FANTASTIC AMAZING TRIVIA FACT: “Dexateens” can be made into many interesting anagrams, such as “Sex Ed Ante,” “See Ax Dent,” and “Texas Eden”

 –norb (Estrus)