DELAY: Jumpstart My Heart: CD

As I put this on, I hoped and prayed that their handle was some kind of piss-take on Tom DeLay’s name and that they were gonna be humorous in a cool and subversive way. Nope. Lame, collegy emo pop is the order of the day here. I found, though, that if you have sharp enough scissors to cut into the disc, it makes for a pretty good ninja star.

 –jimmy (