DEFECATION AREA / TONY JONES AND THE CRETIN 3: Peace, Love and Slamdance: Split CD

The singer of Defecation Area has a grating vocal affectation that involves ending lines by swooping into a ridiculously high-pitched pig squeal. It drove me so crazy that I inadvertently jammed congealed pizza cheese into my ears to make it stop. Realizing what I had done, I put my head in the microwave to melt the cheese out so I could hear Tony Jones and the Cretin 3 rip off some Ramones riffs. That bored me so bad that I just left my head in the microwave until the whole shebang melted. Then I put this CD in there too.

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