Don’t pretend that you don’t love fast food. You do. Even if it’s just a small part of you that’s weirdly nostalgic for the days of skipping class and scarfing down personal pans at Pizza Hut, you love it. Deep Fried continues to celebrate diarrhea-inducing delicacies in the most punk rock manner possible. In this issue, the DF team covers fast food Garfield promotional items, the pizza-centricness of Home Alone, and the band Mean Jeans’ tour boycott of Taco Bell, among other important things. This is perfect post-Arby’s toilet reading. –MP Johnson (Deep Fried Zine MPLS, 2901 Yosemite Ave S., St. Louis Park, MN 55416, facebook.com/deepfriedzinempls)