CYANIDE DESTRUCT: Self-titled: CD

Cyanide Destruct sure does love their acronyms. With such hits at “I.E.D.,” “T.V.,” and “W.M.D.,” there’s obviously a theme going on. Even their music sounds abbreviated! Either this is the most meta concept album I’ve ever stumbled upon, or else this is just another mediocre thrash record.

 –Bryan Static (Pyrate Punx/Rodent Popsicle)