CRIMINAL CULTURE / RUBRICS: Split 7”

Criminal Culture are bearded dudes from Florida who play melodic punk. I peg the guitarist and drummer as the closet metalheads who make the songs faster. Rubrics’ vocals alternate between barfy and snotty. Their music starts and stops and never really gets going and sorta sounds like Shotwell. This here hobo is gonna tiptoe away from the window, because there ain’t much cookin’ in this kitchen.

 –CT Terry (kissofdeathrecords.com)