CRETEENS, THE: Burn Your School: 7”

The first thing that grabbed me was the crazy sleeve art. A freak out landscape of a burning high school, girls sucking on disembodied cocks, a dude with a crazy mullet skateboarding, puking, nachos, and naked guys running around with paper bags on their heads… all drawn in a classic junior high style that had me not knowing what to expect. Musically, the Creteens rip it up with a style that is very reminiscent of the Regulations. Sloppy, thrashy, yet catchy as hell. I think I’ll be looking for more from these sickos.

 –ty (Boom Chick)