COZY: “Kiss Me Dummy” b/w “Show and Tell”: 7”

Do you remember when you were first afflicted with glam disease? The first time you heard a New York Dolls record and thought to yourself, “My gawd! My whole life has been but beige and khaki until now! What is this glitter, this androgyny, this sparkle, this magic?!” Then you did things like cut your own hair, buy too-tight denim clothing, and write songs like these ones. There is a fine line between camp and cheese, and I am afraid that this record crosses that line in a red pleather boot. This band would be better off making experimental harsh noise instead—at least then the music wouldn’t be quite as generic

 –Alanna Why (Secret Mission)