COUNTRY DARK, THE: Dead Man’s Handjob: CD

Highly adept Finnish perverts who sound like a sex-obsessed Cramps ((yes, more so than usual)) ninety percent of the time and make me recall the song “Homo Truck Driving Man” by the Pajama Slave Dancers the other ten ((with the notable exception of the first song, “Buttplug,” which, after much deep thinking, i realized sounded much like “Snobby Disdain” off my first solo record)). In additionally interesting matters, the Nick Knox/Mo Tucker drum style made me come to the conclusion that cymbals are the foreskins of rock’n’roll. You’re welcome. BEST SONG: “Don’t Wanna Come Too Soon.” BEST SONG TITLE: “Shemale?” “Truck Stop Whore?” “Cockteasin’ Chick?” There’s just so many from which to choose! FANTASTIC AMAZING TRIVIA FACT: All the naked ladies playing cards which comprise the brunt of the artwork here have panties Photoshopped in. Booo!

 –norb (Big Money Recordings)