COMPLETELY FUCKED: Prognosis Negative: Cassette

Your basic youth crew-inspired thrash with angst and bitterness spewing from both ends. I’ve definitely heard worse, but that isn’t saying much about these cats. Then again, what did I really expect from a cassette with a drawing of a demonic Jerry Seinfeld? Try again, guys.  –Juan Espinosa (Self-released, no contact info)