COLOSSAL: Self-titled: CD

I just got a new cat a few months ago from an animal rescue group and I really don’t know the history of her other than she was abandoned. I came home from Razorcake HQ with a fistful of CDs to review and I left them on the floor of my music room/office. I come in to do reviews and I see one of the CD’s is all bitten up. Teeth marks, straight through the covers and the plastic sleeve that was supposed to protect it. The CD is all the way on the other side of the room. There are faint paw prints and superficial scratches all over the disc. I wonder why she chose that particular one amongst the rest? After listening to this disc, I could see her point. To me, it sounds like the drone I hear on college radio. The songs are too long, too slow and too mellow. If I was a cat, I wouldn’t waste the urine to spray on this to mark my territory.

 –don (Asian Man)