COLA BOYS: Self-titled: 7”

I think I have to wash my record needle after playing this. The music seems to be made out of some kind of black, sticky tar. No matter what speed I play it at, it sounds wrong and infectious. Not infectious in a good way, but in an actual infection sort of way, like this pus-gunk is going to slime its way up the needle and off the record player and come over to me as I sit on my couch. It’s going to insert itself into my veins, making me speed up and slow down simultaneously until I just fall apart. This 7” should come with antibiotics.

 –mp (Fuck CDs)