COBARDOS, LOS: Hot As a Bitch on 45: 7″

Pro: this is the thickest record I think I’ve ever held, and in magenta wax to boot; free sticker; four songs of “rock and fucking roll” that sounds like the Hellacopters doing oi. Con: “Hot as a bitch”? “We’re so fucking high and crazy”? “When we come along the crowd goes raging hell”? Okay, that last one’s pretty pro, but lyrically this whole thing is so ridiculously over the rock’n’roll top that the music behind it can’t possibly live up, and it doesn’t. But, “The things went crazy and the crowd goes wild.”

 –doug (Straight Outta C-Town Muzique)