CHOLERIC: Weed Out the Weak: CD

Another grouchy, tough-guy metal band to provide a soundtrack for all the grouchy, tough-guy metal dudes trying to come to terms with all them pesky latent homoerotic feelings that keep popping up when they’re pushing, shoving and thrusting each other in the “mosh pit.” Mark my word: ten years from now, this’ll be a classic with the leather-boy set.

 –jimmy (www.cholericmusic.com)