CHILDEBEAST: The Beastmasters: CD

I’m confused why I’m getting a CD that is seven years old to review. Why did you send this to us? Is this one of those things where you’re just trying to get rid of back stock? If that’s the case, just recycle the components. That’s what I wanted to do soon after hearing this. The group is composed of a male and a female vocalist, sometimes with the guy rapping and other times with both singing. The music often reminded me of some dreamy, but bad, band I’d see at a college coffeehouse back in the late 1990s. There was a flute in a song. No—just no. 

 –kurt (Fauxtown)