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Man, these guys blew my “fat guy + dork = good” theory out of the water. Plus they had decent album art to back it up. They sing with that weird accent so that everything is fayest (fast) or sayed (said). They’re from Pittsburgh. They should just use their own accents and say shit like slippy and yinz, then at least they’d be funny. This sucks.

 –megan (Da’Core)