CAUSTIC CHRIST: Can’t Relate: LP

I was really feelin’ their gallop-speed, pissed off hardcore sound, and would venture to say that I would easily consider myself a fan, but covering Flipper’s “Ha Ha Ha” was a mistake. What’s next, a cover of “Xanadu”? You simply should not mess with perfection, kids, ‘cause you never know what’ll happen. Next thing you know, the earth shifts on its axis, chaos ensues, and Bush gets a second term. In short, my friends, buy, play loud, play often, but never, NEVER play the last song on side two.

 –jimmy (Havoc)