CAL AND THE CALORIES: Demo: 7”

Lumpy And The Dumpers by any other name is Cal And The Calories. Same shit-fi recording, weirdo lyrics (“I know I’m ugly and I smell like Spam”) and stupid asshole vocals but not hardcore-tinged like Lumpy. Can’t say it’s more “poppy,” though. In other words, buy this fucking record, knucklehead.

 –Sal Lucci (Spud Boy Incorporated, spottedrace.bigcartel.com)