Cafeteria Dance Party is a poppy, garagey, rock’n’roll quartet out of Portland with alternating male and female vocals. Four songs here; all very short and deliciously sweet. Cafeteria Dance Party plays sloppy thrash, shiny happy pop, and trashy rock and roll on (and occasionally all within) the four tracks here, all with hints of xylophone and mashed synths to keep things interesting. Think Selby Tigers fronted by Jay Reatard. It sounds like they’re having a hoot playing together. I certainly am, just listening to it. I’ll take a full-length and a tour now, please.
–Jeff Proctor (Hovercraft)