Angry, middle aged and stupid... like me! Near-perfect sonic assault, with the goal of dumbing down your senses, fuck you very much for asking. This is Shit-Fi, pure and simple. So much so that I can’t tell if the chorus of “Not Getting Stabbed” are “at the record store” or “at the liquor store.” Could be—should be—both. Who wants to get stabbed anywhere, let alone at your two favorite retail establishments? Total Punk scores yet another winner with the first of these two 7”s. Man, Total Punk is the place to be these days. Total scum-punk (if you don’t believe me, check the liner notes on the Holotrash record). I’m pretty sure Giorgio Murderer is Mr. Biloxi in disguise, playing a synthesizer. Probably why he needs his shit back.
–Sal Lucci (Total Punk / Holotrash, [email protected])