BRUTAL KNIGHTS: The Pleasure Is All Thine: CD

Did you ever wonder what bands like Zeke or The Candy Snatchers would sound like if they weren’t awful bar rock bands? Well, now you don’t have to wonder anymore—you can just listen to this Brutal Knights record instead. Fast, loud, scummy rock with beautifully stupid lyrics, and not unintentionally stupid like Zeke—these are stupid on purpose! I guess the bottom line is whether or not you can stomach this kind of stuff at all. If you can, this record is completely awesome, but if you’re still nauseous from years and years of bad Motörhead plagiary, then the stupid lyrics might not be enough to make you like this.

–josh (Deranged)