BRONX, THE: Self-titled: CD

Attention all hipsters: Scandinavian punk rock’n’roll has hit Hollywood. Please head in an orderly fashion to your nearest trendy shirt shop on Melrose to buy your officially sanctioned Turbonegro T-shirts, and take all of your friends along with you. Anyone caught on the Strip not wearing the aforementioned officially sanctioned Turbonegro T-shirt will be considered, like, totally lame.

 –jimmy (White Drugs)