On side A, we learn that if the Epoxies controlled Blondie remotely like robotic surgeons, the first thing they would do is make them learn Japanese, the second thing would be to make them snort helium, and the third thing would be to have them record a demo for Helen Love. On side B, we learn that they’d also make them buy the storm trooper armor from that Mad Capsule Markets video on eBay. You’re going to buy this record for the cover anyway, so don’t spend a lot of time trying to make sense of this review. BEST SONG AND SONG TITLE: “Tomorrow Dancing.” FANTASTIC AMAZING TRIVIA FACT: “Danger! Danger!” exhibits spaces between the words and exclamation points on the cover, but not on the label.
–norb (Secret Mission)