I’m assuming they’re supposed to be a hardcore band, but they sound more like a talentless emo band than anything else. A decade from now, when they’ve all sold out and got the corporate jobs that are their birthright, they can pull this outta the box in the back of the garage, show it to their kids, and tell them of a time when mommy and daddy were cool. Should work so long as they don’t ever play it for the little rugrats.

 –jimmy ([email protected])