BLUE RIBBON BOYS: Suicidal Heart: CDEP

I’m not a cop, but I’m willing to bet if you want to get a woman into bed, your line wouldn’t be, “I’m going to cover you in roses and razorblades.” We’ll that’s just the type of creepy lyrics you’ll find on this album. If you don’t find that disturbing, then check out the lyrics to “Spoiled Ass Sweet Talk”: “You’re gonna call me your king. Blood stains all across your panties.” The scary thing is I can’t tell if they’re trying to be funny or not. I don’t recommend this CD.

 –N.L. Dewart (Rockin’ Stan)