BIG FUCKIN SKULL: Fuckin Skulls Kill Kill: CD-EP

Of all the End Times eschatologies being promulgated out there these days, none seem more befitting our worthless species than the one based on the murderous rampage of an enormous disembodied humanoid skull with wings and its insatiable appetite for human bodies, which it munches on like so much screaming Jiffy Pop popcorn. Seems to me as plausible as any of the pudding-headed apocalypse scenarios that have grown up like stink weeds from Jehovah’s Bible and it’s certainly as colorful. And giving us a blow-by-blow account of it as it all unfolds in it’s blood-slopped beauty, is not some shrill, multi-chinned toad of a televangelist, but a group of mean-spirited, real life Clockwork Orange-type thugs in skull make-up with unabashed tastes in ultra-violence and bench pressing. This compact six song sampler comes across like a pair of brass knuckles right in the choppers and it almost seems to laugh at you as you gag on your own broken teeth. This is Misfits style street punk complete “whoa-oh-oh” backing vocals and plenty of cool fuckin swear words that Danzig’s Scientology etiquette would never allow him to utter. Cool fuckin shit. Now how about if you guys take some time off from randomly beating people up and finish up that full-length we’ve been hearing about for the last few years?

 –aphid (JD Music Productions, www.jdmusicpro.com)