BENEATH THE ASHES: Nailed to Your Ruins: CD

A personal wet dream of mine would be to one day watch all the whimpering emo bands and all the “AAAUUURRRGH!” metal bands (such as this one) take a flying fuck hand-in-hand off the nearest cliff. Well, there’s that one and the other in which John Wayne Gacy is free and attracted to boys in horn-rimmed glasses, Beneath the Ashes t-shirts, and sporting the latest in backpack fashion.

 –jimmy (State of Grace, address thoroughly illegible)