BAG: THEORY: Tap Dancing in a Mine Field: CD-R

Remember that band that your aging “I used to be a punk rocker, then I grew up” co-worker plays in? You know, the one he keeps bugging you to “come check out” even when you politely decline his offer of free tickets. Bag: Theory is that band and they’re the prog-jazz-freeform-avant-garde clusterfuck that you cringingly envisioned. These sorts of bands are the reason noise cancelling headphones were invented. 

 –Juan Espinosa (Homeless Publishing, paperbagtheory.com)