BAD CHOPPER: Self-titled: CD

I have been waiting for this CD for a very long fucking time. Just ask the record label’s head honcho, who I kept bugging via email. “Why?” you ask. Because it’s the return of CJ Ramone! Shit yeah! He’s singing lead, playing bass, and taking names. Joining him is Mark Sheehan on drums and some rhythm guitar. Brian Costanza is on main rhythm guitar. Guest guitar on two songs is Walter Lure (The Heartbreakers—and if you ask about Tom Petty, I’ll sock ya!) and Daniel Rey produced the whole hootenanny. This rocks from start to finish. Don’t ask me to pick a favorite off this; I just can’t. But it’s twelve songs, and it’s fantastic. That’s really all you need to know. Who knows, maybe they will even tour? If so, I may have to bring an extra pair of boxers.

 –koepenick (Acme)