AWFUL TRUTH / DEAD BABIES: Split: 7”

Awful Truth’s side of this record was entitled Ass and had a photograph of some dude’s bare ass taking up the entire cover. Dead Babies’ side was called Full of Seamen and had a zombie pregnant woman holding up a dead baby up, its gory entrails dripping and umbilical chord hanging from between her legs. Picture this and then imagine how blown away I was to find it was a great record! Just kidding. It’s just as crappy as you would think it’d be. That is, unless you thought that it would be as bad is it looked in an interesting or outstanding way. Nope. It was just bad, generic punk. Just like the thousand other seven-inch records in the used bin at the store where I’m going to sell this.  –Craven (Shithole)