AWESOME SNAKES, THE: Cheap-Ass Cassette Demo: CD-R

Danny and Annie from The Soviettes sing about snakes, the awesomeness of snakes, and other things which are awesome. If it wasn’t for the lyrics about snakes, the songs sound a lot like the songs that Danny sings in the Soviettes. The fact that every song is about how snakes are awesome is pretty…um… awesome. As I’m sitting here in a coffee shop writing this up with headphones on, I am laughing out loud and making everyone around me uncomfortable. This is some really funny stuff! I am unsure if the actual release is called “Cheap-Ass Cassette Demo”, as is written on the CD-R, or if it is called “Venom”, as is listed on the Crustacean site. This must be a super secret promo CD-R, because it didn’t even come with a track listing. Luckily, through my internet savvy I have gleaned some titles for you: “If You Don’t Like Snakes, I Don’t Like You” and “It Would Be Awesome if I Were A Snake” are the two findings I was most impressed by, and that most accurately sums up what you will be hearing when you purchase this, which I assume you will be doing. It’s awesome.

 –guest (Crustacean)