I have a friend named Adam Smasher, and he’s way cooler than this CD! Adam Smasher once drove all the way to Brooklyn from Wisconsin just to see his favorite band, The Onion Flavored Rings, but then he got so drunk that he passed out at the show before they even played. THAT, my friends, is punk! This CD, on the another hand, is nowhere near as cool as that. Pretty standard garage, of the sort that you’d expect from Rip Off these days. Not horrible, not amazing. You know, like most garage punk! If this were a cereal, it’d be regular Chex. Take it or leave it.
–maddy (Rip Off)