Asswipe is an ongoing zine from Oakland local, Vanessa X. In this issue, Vanessa reviews SCAM magazine and shows us a few ways to scam and get free stuff her own way. There are tips on stealing from the grocery store, where to get free toilet paper, free clothes, and free rides around town. Also included are record reviews, an Oakland scene report, reviews of local libraries, and short stories about getting into Black Flag, a twerking woman in a theater, tour diaries, and lyrics to the author’s band, Pink Pile. As an Oakland resident, I thoroughly enjoyed it and can’t wait to read the next issue (which I hear is out now)! –Tricia (Asswipe, asswipemagazine.blogspot.com)