ASSHOLEPARADE: Welcome Fucking Home: 7”EP

Prior to listening to this, if someone had told me that the Assholeparade of today still tore shit up the way they used to in the ‘90s, I would have cynically said that I would find that hard to believe. How many times have we seen our once-mighty heroes hang up their guitars only to wish they had never decided to strap them back on after listening to what years of hibernation had done to their songwriting capabilities? Assholeparade, I will never doubt you again for a second. Still true to form in their Septic Death by way of Infest delivery, not one of the seven songs here sounds like a rehashed version of any of their previous material. Now put the bong down and go get this!

 –Juan Espinosa (No Idea)