ANTIQUE SCREAM: Two Bad Dudes: CD

This disc doesn’t ring true to me. It all seems very affected, starting with the title. The singer is trying too hard to do the whole bluesy, doom metal thing. Half the songs are epics that come in two parts, with the first part mostly being wanky drum or guitar solos. Lots of evil sounds and evil lyrics about devil women and shit like that. It’s like a parody version of a stoner metal band created for an episode of Family Guy.

 –mp (Self Destructo, selfdestructorecords.bandcamp.com)