Nov 02, 2010

Classic punk tunes from the likes of Adolescents, Angry Samoans, Ramones, Misfits, etc. are done up by some of Santa’s most disgruntled elves, protesting the horrid working conditions on the North Pole as a result of the jolly old slave driver’s increasingly demanding schedule as the heavily commercialized take on Christmas becomes a year-round endeavor. These elves just wanna cut loose and drink some ‘nog, but Santa’s always harshing their mellow. What a dick. There is something, however, that you can do, dear reader. And that is pick this up and listen and merry make so that you can help the elves restore some of their lost Yuletide cheer.

 –Jeff Proctor (