ANGLEWORM: …Ruin Your $cene: CD

Here’s a tip: do your album cover by hand. Computer-generated covers just look like shit. Their lyrics most likely came from the diary of a thirteen-year-old while their music (Leftöver Crack-esque ska) shows hints of originality in spots. The low point of the disc is the pseudo instrumental track. Though punk rock isn’t always about being in key, bands usually pick up the speed when they aren’t pitch perfect. These guys, however, choose to be slow and out of tune. Shame on them. Bryan Static

 –guest (Triumph Of Life)