ANCHOR/ BREAKDANCE VIETNAM: Split: CD

Anchor: A lot of guitar wanking in a Helmet-meets-death metal sort of way. The band sounds like it’s just going through the motions. Emotionless metal hardcore. Also a really bad hair metal cover of Skid Row’s “Youth Gone Wild.” Breakdance Vietnam: Man, this CD went from bad to worse. Average, generic, mid-tempo melodicore. I need to find something to entertain me. I guess I will go pop that zit on my chin.

 –don (Triple Crown)