ANAL THUNDER: 4 AM Illusion: CD

The first track is a metamusicial tirade about how first tracks are stupid and they started ranting about music critics and how they’re stupid. I laughed. Then I realized I’m a music critic. A brief look of irony slapped my face as I fell into existential mind trip about the human condition. That’s the dangers of metafiction. The music sounds like the Dwarves mixed with Swingin’ Utters. Not bad, but nothing I’d go out of my way for.

 –Bryan Static (Fullhouse, no address)